“I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.”
-Ozzy Osbourne
Dec.3
Otros que soplan velas en la primera semana de diciembre…
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
-Woody Allen
Dec.1
“I close my eyes while driving and just sing along. I always open them again in time.”
-Tyra Banks
Dec.4
“Rap mags try and use my black ass so advertisers can give em more cash for ads…” (99 problems)
-Jay Z
Dec.4
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
-Walt Disney
Dec.7
“All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes.”
-Tom Waits
Dec.7
“The one thing that always bothered me when I played in the NBA was I really got irritated when they put a white guy on me.”
-Larry Bird
Dec.7
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